Test your "Cancellation Constitution": What kind of non-mainstream misfit are you in a crowd?

You have an old-school persistence in your taste for things. You prefer physical books over e-books, vinyl over streaming, and classic things that stand the test of time. Although you won't actively attack pop culture, you secretly feel those things "lack depth."

💡 The thing you can't stand the most is seeing a beautifully decorated cafe playing viral TikTok songs.

You actually have many very non-mainstream, potentially scold-worthy thoughts in your heart, but you have an extremely strong desire for social survival. In a crowd, you choose to hide your true opinions and nod along with everyone. Only on absolutely safe private accounts or in front of a few close friends do you reveal your sharp-tongued and biting side.

💡 When eating at a terrible restaurant with friends and everyone says it's delicious, you smile and say "Yeah it is," then go home and immediately leave a 1-star Google review (anonymously).

You have a strict logical standard for how this world operates. When the public is immersed in a certain emotional atmosphere or cliché plot, your brain is calculating the unreasonableness of the situation. Your non-conformity is often because you are too sober, unable to tolerate absurd things that don't hold up to scrutiny.

💡 While others are crying their eyes out watching a romance drama, you're thinking, "This guy is clearly a toxic lover and a stalker."

Not only do you have unconventional niche hobbies, but more terrifyingly, you have an extremely strong desire to preach. Once you fall in love with a niche thing, you try every means to drag everyone around you into the rabbit hole. For those who can't understand your taste, you feel they are "so pathetic, missing out on the world's treasures."

💡 Your friends have to be careful when chatting with you, terrified that one misstep will result in being pinned to a chair to listen to a two-hour "niche knowledge lecture."

You don't care about others' opinions at all, and even somewhat enjoy the thrill of being the target of criticism. As long as you feel something is wrong, even if the whole world agrees, you will ruthlessly open fire. You believe truth becomes clearer through debate, never afraid to engage in fierce arguments with people online or in reality.

💡 The comments under your social media posts often become a large battlefield for various opinion leaders and passersby, while you just eat popcorn on the sidelines.

You have absolutely no trouble with "going against the wind" because you are the wind itself. You are afraid of missing out on any topic (FOMO), so you force yourself to accept all currently popular things. What you call "personal opinion" is actually just paraphrasing the most liked comment online.

💡 Yesterday you posted cursing a certain influencer with everyone, today seeing the wind change, you immediately delete the post and write "Actually I always felt bad for him."

You're not intentionally opposing the public, you just aren't living on the same channel at all. You feel incredibly apathetic towards human society's various trends, gossip, and controversies. Your niche taste isn't deliberate, it's just that your soul is better suited to live on another planet.

💡 When everyone is heatedly discussing a super viral current event, you ask "Who is that?" making the whole room instantly quiet.

You are naturally equipped with an "anti-mainstream radar." As long as something is a viral trend (queueing for food, hit dramas, catchy songs), you automatically develop a physiological rejection. You're not opposing for the sake of opposing, but you have your own extremely strict taste review mechanism, not easily brainwashed by mass media.

💡 A friend highly recommends a masterpiece drama, you nod and say okay, and then this drama lies in your watchlist untouched for three years.