'Why are you always dieting 'tomorrow'?' Test your appetite brainwaves and hidden gluttony index

Your problem is not having a big appetite, but having a strong 'food panic.' You always worry about being hungry in the middle of the night with nothing to eat, so your room and office desk drawers are always stuffed with various snacks. When you see food, your brain sounds a doomsday alarm: 'If I don't eat it now, it will be gone later.' Your gluttony stems from a deep sense of scarcity; you must ensure you have a calorie source anytime, anywhere to feel safe.

💡 Even if you just finished a hearty buffet, walking on the street seeing a red bean cake stall, you'll still buy three to put in your bag for 'backup'.

Your appetite is entirely tied to your 'emotional state.' When you feel wronged, exhausted, or scolded by your boss, food is your only friend that won't betray you. You treat eating as a 'compensation mechanism,' always having a voice in your head saying: 'I worked so hard today, it's not too much to treat myself to something good, right?' Your diet plans always lose to the small setbacks in life, because to you, dieting equals a double deprivation of the only comfort left in your life.

💡 If you argue with your partner today, you don't want to communicate, you just want to immediately eat a six-inch chocolate cake.

You're not actually that hungry, you just have 'very weak brainwaves.' Your diet plans are usually destroyed by social media or algorithms. As long as you see an influencer checking in at a newly opened dessert shop on IG, or YouTube recommends a super tempting fried chicken mukbang, your line of reason instantly snaps. You have zero resistance to keywords like 'limited time', 'queueing famous store', or 'new arrival'. You're not eating calories, but the FOMO of missing out on food trends.

💡 You clearly decided to eat salad tonight, but scrolled past a video of someone sharing cheesy stringy pizza, and five minutes later you ordered delivery.

The reason your diet plan fails is because you extremely hate 'being restricted' in your bones. When you tell yourself 'I absolutely cannot eat carbs', your brain automatically generates a strong rebellious psychology: 'Why can't I eat? I will eat it!' Your appetite is like a compressed spring, the lower you press it, the higher it bounces back. You don't really want to eat, you are just rebelling against the 'diet rules' that try to deprive you of your freedom.

💡 If you decide to do 168 fasting, you will definitely break it at the 15th hour and 50th minute out of sheer anger and go cook instant noodles.

You are a rational person, even dieting requires logic and science for you. You will download various calorie counting APPs, precisely calculating the protein and fat ratio of every meal. But the problem is, you are too smart, you can always find 'loopholes in the system.' For example: 'I didn't eat breakfast today, so I can eat two pieces of fried chicken tonight', 'This milk tea has a lot of ice, so the calories should be halved.' Your dieting is in a quantum superposition state between dieting and not dieting.

💡 You firmly believe 'as long as I eat fast enough, calories can't catch up to me', and think eating while standing has lower calories.

Your self-control during the day is extremely strong; you can perfectly execute the diet menu of salad and black coffee. However, your willpower completely collapses late at night. For you, late night is an absolutely private space-time where no one will judge you. Eating late-night snacks at this time is an ultimate solitary enjoyment. You don't eat to relieve hunger, you eat to enjoy that mysterious ritualistic feeling of 'the whole world is asleep, only I am degenerating.'

💡 When you eat instant noodles in the middle of the night, you even deliberately slurp the soup very softly, as if conducting a secret cult ritual.

You have long seen through the game of dieting and calmly chosen to 'forfeit'. You won't have guilt, nor will you set fake goals for yourself anymore. You know your bottom line very well is 'impossible not to eat good food'. When others are still struggling between calories and appetite, you have happily bitten into your second piece of fried chicken. You feel that instead of being anxious about weight every day, it's better to happily be a confident chubby person.

💡 When friends complain about getting fat, you don't comfort them, you just directly hand over the menu and say: 'Stop thinking, just order this signature fried pork cutlet first.'

The reason for your diet failure is simple: you love life too much! For you, carbohydrates and sugar are the fountain of happiness. You can't understand people who eat boiled meals every day to maintain their figure. You think 'life is short, why make it hard on your stomach?' Although you occasionally feel a tiny bit guilty about the number on the scale, as soon as a friend says 'let's go eat hotpot', your guilt instantly vanishes. Your motto is: you have to be full to have the energy to diet.

💡 When ordering a drink, you'll order 'no sugar' to diet, but at the same time, you order extra boba and pudding.